me: eats a snack between snacks
voltorbitting: 420420 420 ^ 420 420 | 420 420 o —-> 420 420 420 420 420 420420 oh good heavens look at the time
I like big blunts & I cannot lie. You other...
adorability: Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit! Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless.
me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.
me in reality: well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.